( turboheaven ) OVERFLOW.

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AKIHIKO.

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[ he is now doublefisting burgers. thank you akihiko. ]

Junk food is the source of my power.

[ said very, very dryly. ]

[ziosar]

Hm. There are better sources of power than this.

[akihiko you are aware that technically speaking beef bowls are classified as junk food too right?]

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It's been workin' pretty well for me for the last couple decades.

[ coward... ]

[ziosar]

[Akihiko files this eyepatch guy under 'probably not someone to take life lessons from']

If I didn't know better I'd think the state of this 'heaven' is all your fault.

[Because Akihiko had talked with someone and in that conversation there was a bit of a thought that maybe this junk food paradise really was someone's idea of heaven and the rest were along for the ride, haha]

CHARLIE.

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Depends on yer definition of okay. 'Cause, physically, I'm fit as a fiddle. Up here, though...

[ taps his head, but doesn't follow up. ]

[productionhell]

I think that's perfectly understandable, sir.

[ considering.... ]

I don't know how much it would help, but... would you like a hug?

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. . .

[productionhell]

O-Only if you want! Ah... we don't have to....

LAURENCE.

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Laurence [ said offhandedly, almost huffy ], ya think I'm gonna take advice from someone who's less than half my age and some change? Lemme give ya some in return—what's the point of livin' if yer just gonna act the way other people tell ya to?

[outdistanced]

You think I'm going to take advice from an old man who can't act his age? Is it really worth it if doing whatever you want causes trouble for everyone around you?

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Yer tellin' me I'm causin' trouble? I'm just mindin' my own business, yer the one who's makin' a big deal about it.

[outdistanced]

People who think like you are always the first ones making problems for others. Only doing what you want isn't always a good thing.

MIZU.

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[ he just waves a hand before leaning back further into...the throne... ]

Yer worryin' more than ya should. I know how to behave myself when it comes to manners when it's gonna fuck me over too.

[purities]

[his ass burger throne........... sir, your pants are gonna get stained with fancy sauce. sir, you're gonna have to slip and slide down. sir, please.]

Am I? Then I hope to be proven wrong.

EUPHAUSIA.

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A...mustardi? [ very quietly, as an aside, ] _{Is that what the extra "i" is for...}

[ AHEM. he takes his eye off her to nod toward the lance. ]

...That's a pretty big stick ya got there.

[trifocal]

[ Wonders if she should correct him... ]

Oh, yes!

[ the big ass lance. ]

It's an object of great importance from home. A divine relic.

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[ sweet eupha, you don't deserve this ]

Huh. Looks like it'd be good at stabbin' people, too.

[ said extremely appreciatively! ]

[trifocal]

Oh. Well. It is! I mean, er. It is a weapon, after all...

[ A little awkwardly. ]

CLAUDE.

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M'just sayin'. Ya might wanna be careful throwin' words like that around so freely.

[ with that, he straightens back up, voice back to its regular cadence. ]

How 'bout we take a rain check on that drink? Who knows, maybe a bar'll open up sooner or later. [ smash cut to today's locations reveal, ]

[midway]

[ Amused. ]

You know, you do need to drink for hydration too. [ Actually, ] Or... do you? I'm actually not sure.

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Ya got me—I just drink for fun. I photosynthesize, mostly.

[midway]

[ DRY LOOK ]

I meant since we're dead.

DAN.

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Trust me, I'm a master at that. Y'know, do as I say, not as I do and all that tired yappin'. Either way, hands off. Can't guarantee I'm gonna be as nice if ya try that shit again.

[foreverphantom]

Fine. For now. [ backs up a step and raises his arms in forfeit. ]

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[ yeah that's more like it. ]

Good luck findin' someone else to try an' dupe, edgelord.